HeckleWorks Pro for Mac

From The Daily Grind Network:

HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background.

The heckles and jibes generated are not offensive, although they can be rather eccentric, e.g:
• An unfounded eggbeater could write for greater satisfaction than you!
• "You read email like a poorly defined local person!"
• "You fan the flames of ethnic hatred like a flatulent brocolli factory."
• "You fatten by the day like an Iberian logarithm."
• "An illegal giant novelty timebomb could bring back the Mao suit with less collateral damage than you!"