Publisher's Description
From The Daily Grind Network:
The premier excuse confabulation solution for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to war-crimes. Specify your own scapegoat, or rely on the pre-installed library encompassing pets, subordinates, relatives, highly paid advisors, the Global Monkey Conspiracy and more.
A new era has dawned. An era in which perfectly plausable and believable excuses are a mouseclick away, for even the most defective user.
Sample excuses:
- You can't blame me for my tardiness... the free muffin you get with every tenth methadone-assisted detox at Ronald McDone House elegantly fanned the flames engulfing my necrotic steam engine!
- Behold my prepared statement regarding arriving some considerable time after the meeting concluded... my rhabdomyolysis elegantly joined the EU, in the process dumping our wan Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi!
- Behold my prepared statement regarding that embarrassing social gaff... my computational fancy machine rashly sought to revive the iron maiden as an alternative to the turgid crumpet!
What's new in this version:
- Embarrassing ZeroLink bug fixed
- Deploy excuses from other applications via the Services menu
- New scapegoats:
- Habsburg emperors
- Defunct Popes
- New transgression:
- illicitly enriching uranium
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