Magic 8-Ball for Mac

From DarkStar Inc.:

Exciting technology already inside your Macintosh finally put to use!!! Tired of complicated decision making? Frustrated at yourself for making the WRONG decisions? Worry no more, the last decision you'll ever need to make yourself is at hand!!! Simply download this small application and place it in your dock. Place both thumbs on your spacebar and ask your question out loud. Then open the application. Sensors in your keyboard and monitor, combined with the input from your microphone will analyze and interpret your voice stress levels, the state of your aura, and your internal body harmonics to accurately answer any question you may have*! Finally, freedom from the neverending task of decision making!!!

*Provided for entertainment only. DarkStar Inc. takes no responsibilty for any loss or damages associated with (mis)use of this product.