Astrobeer for Windows

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Download.com staffJune 15, 2015

This must be what Homer Simpson s nightmares are like. In a twist on the classic arcade-shooter Asteroids, you play the driver of a rocket-powered beverage truck menaced by tumbling beer kegs. You spin, dodge, and fire bottle openers that pulverize the kegs into six-packs, then bottles. Deadly beer mugs add to the challenge. Occasionally police cruisers drive through, sirens wailing, spitting explosive donuts. And yes, you re supposed to shoot the police. Not cool, guys. The substandard graphics and irritatingly jerky gameplay made us wonder what Astrobeer is doing with its more than 7MB of memory. The best feature is the jaunty polka background music. But even that wouldn t persuade Barney Gumble to stick around for more than one game. D oh!

Astrobeer for Windows

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GENERAL

Release: July 22, 2002

Latest update: June 15, 2015

Version: 1.0

OPERATING SYSTEMS

Platform: Windows

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Windows 95
Windows 2000
Windows 10
Windows XP
Windows NT
Windows 3
Windows ME
Windows 98

Additional Requirements: Windows 3.x/95/98/Me/NT/2000/XP

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Total Downloads: 31,429

Downloads Last Week: 0

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User Reviews

4.3/5

11 User Votes

cool
November 22, 2004
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way to cool man
January 8, 2003
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es terrible fome la wea tonta conchetumadre
hurry
November 16, 2002
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Annoying Music
October 14, 2002
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bad graphics and music
Cool
October 6, 2002
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I was actually looking for the old asteroids game when I found this.
August 18, 2002
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August 11, 2002
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good way to waste some time
August 3, 2002
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good fun for a freebie...especially for us old farts who actually remember Asteriods in the arcade. The Homer Simpson sound effect is funny.
Thanks Mr. Goodbeer!
August 3, 2002
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I love Asteroids but, I like beer even more and this brings them both together in harmony. The game's a little hard due to the cop cars spewing multiple donuts and the lone jelly donut that whizzes right at you pretty quick but, it's a very good game with no limitations.
Worst Game Ever
July 31, 2002
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Developer’s Description

By Mr. Goodbeer

Pilot your beer truck through a sea of beer.