Bullistic Unleashed for iOS

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"One of the most hilarious games Ive ever played. Relatedly, its also one of the dirtiest games Ive encountered in the App Store." - 4 Stars, Touch...

"One of the most hilarious games Ive ever played. Relatedly, its also one of the dirtiest games Ive encountered in the App Store." - 4 Stars, Touch Arcade "Beneath the lurid veneer of blood, guts and innuendo lies a physics puzzler thatll test your brain way more than an average round of Angry Birds" - 4 Stars, iFanzine "Like a game of pinball, but with more blood and sex." - 75%, Australian Gamer "Easily the most accomplished game based off the Angry Birds formula" - 90%, Hold Start Select "Beer-drinking grown-ups will really enjoy this app" - AppAdvice This has to be the most chauvinistic game on the store. It disgusts me. 5 Stars, MillipedeThe bulls are out to crush the mall and it's your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage bill. ***************************************** INTUITIVE GAMEPLAY Pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. "Derivative" you say? Hey, it's all about where you take your inspirations to, not from*. In our case, that's the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It's all a bit hazy to be honest. Pretty sure you drag the bulls by the balls though.SUPER-SIZED SMASH UPS Huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of. HOURS OF BRUTAL DESTRUCTIVE FUNOver 130 challenges spread over 30 levels, ranging from kid-friendly simple, to brain-punching difficult!BULLS TO THE WALL ACTION There are 6 bulls, each with their own unique and extraordinary aBULLities, to choose from for your line-up of awesome. Charge them up further from a fine selection of MAN-UPS! All carefully selected to aid you in growing some scrote and destroying everything and everyone.IT AIN'T EASY BEING A B#$TARD! The shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows, grinding you in more ways than one!ADVANCED BULLSH#T ENGINE Could this be the first video game in the world to accurately simulate bovine fecal matter? We say yes, and proud we are of this prestigious achievement!***************************************** Like us on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/BullisticUnleashed Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/_millipede ***************************************** * according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway. Also, maybe it's time to learn the difference between a genre and the most popular game in the genre. Just saying.