Bernard and Hank for Windows

Name: Bernard and Hank
Rating: 4 (2 reviews)
Author: The Peasants

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Download.com staffFebruary 26, 2026

Bernard & Hank is a charming platformer where you help two farmers defend their land from a greedy businessman. It offers a good amount of content and classic gameplay mechanics.

Pros
- Features 40 normal platform levels
- Includes 3 driving levels
- Presents 15 distinct enemy types
- Incorporates moving platforms
- Coin collection mechanic present
Cons
- Gameplay described as 'bone-headed'
- Repetitive enemy encounters suggested
- Level variety may be limited

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GENERAL

Release: April 10, 2006

Latest update: February 26, 2026

Version: 1.2

OPERATING SYSTEMS

Platform: Windows

Operating System

Windows 95
Windows ME
Windows 2000
Windows XP
Windows 10
Windows 98

Additional Requirements: Windows 95/98/Me/2000/XP

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Total Downloads: 13,208

Downloads Last Week: 0

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4/5

2 User Votes

Cool platformer with the makings of a classic
theretroguyApril 12, 2006
Pros
Beautiful platform game. I am surprised this game is free. The wide range of enemies and level ares are probably the games best features. It's very professionally presented with a nice configuation utility and allows you to save your game position which you (annoyingly) don't find in all games. I enjoyed the game and would recommend it to anyone!
Cons
Slightly buggy in places which can get a bit frustrating but the pros outweigh the cons.
Summary
Fun game with a problem.
MayxApril 10, 2006
Pros
The game is fun to play. The controls are somewhat easy to use. Shift to jump, and CTRL to fire. The graphics are good for the gameplay. It may use the same backgrounds and sprites over and over again but it's a free program so you can forgive it.
Cons
On level 1-2 I was progressing quickly when all of the sudden I couldn't move. I had to reset the game to play again. :( The characters jump was way to loose. Too many frustrating problems with dealing with it. On a personal note how come every platformer must have floating jumpers you have to land on?
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Developer’s Description

By The Peasants

Help Bernard and Hank protect their farmland from the evil businessman.

Bernard & Hank is about the farmer Bernard Buffalo and his retired friend Hank Hoedown. The evil businessman NationalLiberal wants his farmland, to build a factory farm on it. He sends out his minions to steal the deeds to the farm. Bernard and Hank will have to get this back, and they have to get rid of all the liberal minions. They will have to go through 40 normal platform levels, 3 driving levels and meet 15 different enemies to do so. The game is a bone-headed platformer with moving platforms, collecting coins, jumping on fat people and getting shot by cow liberals.

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User Reviews

Cool platformer with the makings of a classic

Fun game with a problem.

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