The You Testament for Windows

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• BEST GAME FOR ALL CHRISTIAN HATERS!

  tanmaykpJanuary 22, 2014

  Pros

  oh god! the game developer is one hell of anti-christian!! haha, what a game...i'm not a christian hater, but it's soo funny game....!!!!!

  Cons

  guys don't take it seriously..... GAME MEANS PLAY THAT MAKES YOU LIGHT IN MOOD, & THIS GAME JUST DO THAT!

  Summary

  haha, it's a must try for every religion & non-religion follower.... so that every religion guy can know hoe bad the athist are & the athist can have a roll of fun!!

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• Too Violent for a Christian Game

  Iowan_MakDMarch 27, 2013

  Pros

  Good smooth gameplay. You can interact with Jesus and other biblical figures.

  Cons

  still uses DirectX7 jesus would never attack a man too violent

  Summary

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• not for Christians

  stephensonofLibertyFebruary 1, 2012

  Pros

  Original. Cute character graphics reminds me of those on the animated "Davey and Goliath" cartoon, 3d game world. The player can move about the game world freely. Limited amount of interactivity. Decent cut scene within game. Players can give gifts to the poor in it.

  Cons

  Not for the Christian gamer. Violent, offensive to any serious christian. Characters look nice and friendly but all the sudden they will form mobs and beat each other up.Some gamers will find it funny.It is a parody of the bible.Players can start beating other characters up with staffs or daggers, including Jesus, happens randomly.I picked up a staff and walked up to Jesus and he say,"You cannot follow me unless you give me a gift." Then I walk up to him he is holding a staff he offers to give me the staff.Declined then he says "whats wrong with my staff is it not good enough for you.I guess then I will beat you down with it."Which then he does.Many Mis-quotes of the bible.The maker of the game has used the game as an opportunity to vent his anger at Christians or the point is to make Jesus look bad.A christian could play it objectively but its nothing a Christians hasn't heard before just in game form.It's sad really.The opposite of what the "gospel" is about.

  Summary

  Not meant as a tool for evangelism or entertainment for Christian. But for people who hate everything christian. I was kind of looking forward to something nice for a change. Just a warning.

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• Jesus the Yogi,Mystic Jedi. (A rose by any other name).

  heroik-artsApril 14, 2011

  Pros

  unique concept shows contrast between animalistic cavemen like sinful mankind and enlightained savation of pure light of understanding. basically what seperates humans from the animals.. the ability to adapt and overcome primal inborn sin ..

  Cons

  unless someone can see the parable behind the meanings just like a house can look diffeint in other cultures,, its the message of the game that should be understood, and many may not see it because of culture and outlook.

  Summary

  as far as gameplay I found it abit off not bad though alittle to easy to acciently hit people(maybe it was done on purpose to show the animalistic quality of men.) and also the manifestation controls are abit hard to control sometimes lol couldn't get it right alot of times I kept making swords when trying to make fruit,.. I think it would have been interesting to show sinful men as a duller grey unhealthly colors and enlightained men as more full of color.

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• Pretty Good

  JamesspiderNovember 24, 2010

  Pros

  I like that you can walk around with no limitations except your needs. I also like how there is Roman guards in almost every city you stop in, which is cool.

  Cons

  I can really think of any, really.

  Summary

  This is a very good game, a classic MDickie where you can beat up anyone for no reason and yet, it's a gameabout the Bible. Whoever called this game blasphemous must crazy.

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• Seriously terrible. Just... wow.

  AriamakiMarch 29, 2010

  Pros

  Um... I guess that the progression tree looked OK? The skill concept was decent-ish? The fact that someone uptight considered this blasphemy? It can't be- It has to be coherent to be an abomination!

  Cons

  The graphics. The concept. The pacing. The eyes DEAR SWEET MERCY THE EYES. General incoherence. The creator is a scumbag. Programmed like no other game- And I mean that in the worst way humanly possible.

  Summary

  I have played worse games, oh yes I have. I have played better games- It would be hard not to have. But I have never seen something so abominably stupid. And I have made better 3d models in my sleep with no training using my nose to edit. To be brief, this is trash.

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• This is the most inaccurate, blasphemous game ever made

  LordMattiasMarch 27, 2010

  Pros

  The Classic M-Dickie, beat the crap out of people for no reason

  Cons

  this game is not christian, it's new age... and it is a bunch of crap

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