The Head's Office for Android

You are back at school in the old days when corporal punishment was frequently dished out. Your teacher has sent you to the Headmaster's Office. You stand outside the door, pulse racing and palms sweating.. Are you about to get spanked, paddled or caned as punishment for your wrongdoings? Are you going to have to write out lines, or might today be the day you escape unscathed?

Good luck, you are certainly going to need it.