Guess what, meatbagskwscnmrk You're getting an all-new, crazy-powerful weather app today!
Plus, the Premium Club isn't limited to Apple Watch users anymore - now anyone can join! I've added a bunch of advanced features to the membership that otherwise wouldn't be possible to offer due to their associated costs.
Check the weather lightning-fast with my gorgeous new interface. And there's so much more meteorological goodness packed under the hood, just waiting for your taps and swipes.
Customization (Premium Club only)
Add extra data points to the hourly and daily platforms, and customize every last data point in the app to display the weather details you actually care about.
Weather Data Sources (Premium Club only)
By default, I grab my forecasts from Dark Sky's weather data service. But meteorological science is more art than science, so now you can switch to using Weather Underground as your data source if you want a second opinion. (Note: Apple Watch users will need to upgrade to the Ultrapremium Club to use Weather Underground data on their watch, as I have to download both data sources with every update.)
Follow my clues to hunt down a brand new set of secret locations, including Chernobyl and the Titanic wreck.
Adjust my personality to your liking with options ranging from friendly to homicidal. Or be a boring person and turn my personality off completely to disable all my "fun" features.
With legends and an expanded viewport, my radar is now better than ever at helping you track oncoming storms. Premium Club members can also add additional data layers, like storm cells and temperatures, to the map.
Not only can you rename your saved locations, you can also pinpoint their exact position on a map - perfect for big cities with many different neighborhoods.
And what major redesign would be complete without over a thousand new lines of dialogue, each snarkier than the lastkwscnmrk I'll throw that in, too, so long as you promise not to poke my ocular sensor.
P.S. Reviews reset with each update on the App Store. If you've been enjoying our special time together, please take a moment to leave a review. It'd warm the cockles of my emotional coprocessor!