From Sassy Palm:
Throw away your magic 8 ball. Put away those crazy Tarot cards. Need to find the answers to your life's problems, questions and dreams? Just ask President Elect Bush! Not only is he the new leader of the somewhat free world, he's also a mystical oracle and a part-time sage. Somewhat tongue tied but always chatty keep President Bush nearby anytime you need reassurance about your life and future.