This app is for you if you go to Dana Hills and you like reading THE PAPER, but then you're all "I want a little more 'The' and a little less 'Paper.'" Well here you go. You're welcome. A paperless iOS application to read THE PAPER. The irony is thick.THE PAPER is the trusted source for all things Dolphin. Read it.I doubt anyone reads these descriptions, but it doesn't matter because it's a waste of time when you could be reading THE PAPER!