Smokey is a fictional Prime Minister of Australia who is not very good at his job. As his country burns in Catastrophic bushfires, all Smokey wants to do is make a quick getaway to Hawaii. Unfortunately for Smokey, his plane doesn't fly very well as it only has a right wing, and the remainder of his vehicles only have negative gears.
You must help Smokey hop his way to Hawaii, avoid all responsibilities on the way, but keep an eye for occasional poweups, Smokey loves collecting coal, cricket bats and, although challenging to acquire, handshakes.
You must keep an eye on your positioning however, hop too high, and Smokey will be lost in the smoke, avoid hopping for a while and Smokey may slip on the ever so dreaded leadership spill.
Keep an eye on Smokey's career health. It is damaged by collecting the greens, to which Smokey is badly allergic, but don't panic, collecting coal will restore Smokey's career health over time.
If you end up wasting a go, don't worry, simply having a go will get you another go from Smokey.
Finally, keep track of your progress by seeing the area burnt while dodging the responsibilities coming your way, and review you incompetence rating at end.