RUBBER DUCKY HAS SPOKEN!
Rubber Ducky has amassed a large amount of wisdom and wants to share. In fact, he has enough wisdom to spout something every time you poke him, sayings things like:
"The ultimate team of pirates, kittens, and jetpacks!"
"If you don't understand something, glue it to your shoes and eventually you will understand it very well."
. . . and much more.
RUBBER DUCKY OBEYS FASHION!
Spend time outfitting Ducky to be the perfect blend of wise square-duck-thing and deranged pirate (or intense garden hose or ribbon candy or whatever)! Then, uhhhhhh, show him off to your friends like a virtual pet, I guess? That'll work.