Quotes & Lines Selection - The funny collection of sayings and jokes for iOS

Hip quotations and sayings for use with your iPhone and iPad. Introducing our brand-new e-card function! The #1 entertainment app now has even more selected sayings and a number of new features. Text (SMS) ready. Theres no need to cut and paste. Are you looking for the perfect quotation for any occasion? Just want to have some fun or a good laugh? You'll find cool sayings and quotations (100,000+ in the full version) here in the following categories: Cool sayings Office sayings Friendship sayings Excuses Popular sayings Knock Knock sayings Emo sayings Tongue twisters Miss-you sayings T-Shirt sayings Insults Flirt sayings Drinking sayings Break-up sayings Sayings for men Sayings for women Humorous sayings Burning questions Old wives' tales Really mean sayings Nerd sayings Last words Oneliners Fun facts In the army Answering machine Movie quotes Car stickers Love sayings Yo momma Confucius says Funny wisdom Wise quotes Did you know English-German Bad translations much much more... You'll have a ball with these engaging and amusing sayings! FEATURES: SAYINGS: We have a selection of sayings (100,000+ in the full version) in 69 categories and seven languages -- English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Russian and Swedish SHARE: Share your favorite sayings via text (SMS), Twitter, Facebook (you can even write on your friends walls), iMessage (iOS 5.0 required) or email. You also can copy with one click to the clipboard for use with other apps. E-CARDS: Create your own e-cards. Select a saying and put it together with an in app picture, upload a picture from your iPhone library or take a new picture. Sent them to your friends via email or Facebook (even post on your friends walls). FAVORITES: Save your favorite sayings. RANDOM: Shake your iPhone or click the random button for random sayings. NAVIGATION: Easy navigation and design. Navigate between sayings easily by swiping left, swiping right or clicking on a saying. SEARCH: Built in search function. TEXT TO SPEECH: Pick a say and the app will read it to you. An Internet connection is required to use this feature. CHANGE LANGUAGE: You can switch the language of the sayings from within the app. English, French, Spanish, German, Italian, Swedish and Russian are available. SEND: Suggest sayings to us by sending us your favorite sayings. DESIGN: Comprehensive, intuitive and efficient interface makes reading, sharing and searching a breeze. DATABASE: Dont let Internet access limit you! Our app does not need Internet access in order to view sayings. FEEDBACK: Contact us with your ideas, suggestions or feedback. UNIVERSAL: Universal app automatically adapts to both iPhone and iPad. We very much appreciate your feedback. Thank you for your support.