Neckbeardia for Android

With enlightenment as your blade and euphoria as your shield, embark on a journey to obtain XP, Good Boy Points, Chicken Tendies, and Respect from M'ladies. Battle through the Crypto Mines, the Fedoration, and the Chadlands to become a legend in the lands of Neckbeardia. Take down wild boars the size of a truck, play tabletop games with your friends, save ladies in distress, and become a true master of the blade.