From Stafford Signs:
THIS IS A MUST-HAVE APP FOR EVERY GOLFER!! If youve played golf more than once, then you should know that you need some excuses for your bad shots! Never again go speechless after a bad tee shot, putt, or any of the other 124 shots youll take for the day! With this app, you can quickly spout off excuse after excuse before your golf buddies can give you hard time about your unlucky shots. This application works with ALL iPhone models as well as iPod Touch. Features: -Tons of excuses for every bad shot -Quickly save your favorite excuses for easy access -Swipe through excuses, or randomize This application is loaded with great golfing excuses, with plenty of additional excuses to come soon with additional updates. This application is perfect for anyone that likes beer, alcohol, drinks, tees, golf balls, clubs, goofy hats, pants, carts, paths, clubhouse, greens, grass, pins, nature, windy, fairway, hitting, cursing, cussing, joking, crude jokes, tee box, driving, chipping, putting, scoring, hats, bags, woods, sand, trees, bushes, Pebble Beach, Tiger Woods, John Daly, PGA Tour, Callaway, Titleist, Driver, Jack Nicklaus, irons, bloopers, comedy, mad, angry, water, Sunday, football, divot, swing, shoes, nike, pond, yards, feet, cup, hole, wedge, path, hot dog, NGA, Phil Mickelson, lessons, handicap, US Open, ping, taylormade, cobra, masters, public golf course, and private golf courses.