Flappy President is the greatest app ever. Believe us.
Navigate your way through "great" walls and bathroom email servers as you collect the republican and democratic emblems. The emblems you collect are part of a global score - the more you collect, the greater your impact. Prove your party loyalty by collecting the most emblems and win the race!
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Flappy bird uses innovative technology like none you've ever seen before. It's amazing - We would know. Believe us.