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Don't Screw Up! for Android

By Shadow Masters Free

Developer's Description

So proud! The Game Master has insulted more than 1 000 000 players!

I don't know what makes them so bad, but it really works!

WARNING: This game could insult your intelligence, providing you have some.

Let me show you a minimalistic game Don`t screw up!. Whether you are looking for something serious or just want to kill some time by tap and swipe, this game is simple and addictive from the very first minute. Want to play? First, let me tell you something.

Do you think you can handle mocking and cruelty? Want to play nasty or want to play nice? Its your choice. Im just the moderator, a real sweet-pea, an occasionally cranky game-minder, a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog neatly rolled into one. Let`s play the text game.

The rules of engagement are simple. I tell you to tap and you tap your screen. I tell you to drag, pause, count to 10 and tap again, swipe or wait whatever I say, you follow my written instructions and well get along fine. Screw up, and Ill be tapping you. Just as hard as you can take it!

Beat your top score, savage your friends scores and no one will call you a yellow-bellied lizard again. But you really need to focus, as Im also a bit chatty, encouraging you, if not disparaging you, at every turn.

Fair warning: Dont Screw Up! will pulverize a fragile ego, whether you score well or not. I can say really dirty words, I can tell whatever I want. Sometimes my insults are funny, but only for me. It is not easy, you have to focus and do not yawn. Want a stupid tap game? Look around for something else. This game is for fast and sharp ones. And one more thing. Do not start if you don`t want to shake up. Please, wrap yourself in several layers of thick skin and wear a helmet before entering the play.

Full Specifications

What's new in version 1.0.5


Release April 13, 2020
Date Added April 13, 2020
Version 1.0.5

Operating Systems

Operating Systems Android
Additional Requirements Requires Android 4.1 and up


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