Burn - Malice in Motion for iOS

-- Whats happening here?

We made an app that's mean to you when you run or walk. It gives you fun facts too - but thats for the liberals.

-- Is this real?

As real as your parents' relationship. Unless theyve already divorced, in which case, yes, this is real.

-- What does it do?

Nothing really important. You walk and run. We track that activity and say messed up things to you.

-- How am I supposed to feel about this?

I dont know? Im supposed to tell you how to feel now? Like, Jesus Christ. Why are you even still talking to me and not downloading the app? Its free AF. Whats the holdup?

-- How mean can the app get?

Pretty mean. But no worries fragile snowflake, we also have a setting that gives you fun trivia for the week.

-- Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the app?

No.

Were like every other fitness app. Were just not as peppy. I get working out is supposed to make you happy but Jesus lay off the motivation already. Its just walking.

Run or walk - it doesn't matter. BURN doesnt care how you do it. Just get up and move. We have GPS tracking to see where you went and to show you that your life has a purpose. Customize your fitness goals to goals that you, as usual, can not achieve. Talk trash to friends and challenge them to competitions you know youll win. Earn badges for something you normally do.

- Track your walking and running for whatever reason

- Customize goals, then miss them

- Share your walks and runs for motivation

- Compete on the Leaderboard to give your life purpose

- Earn offensive badges for walking

We are using the HealthKit to access your health data, specifically the number of steps you take.

This app may use your location even when it isnt open, which can decrease device battery life.

BURN comes with two packs for you to choose to walk for: Burn, and Fun Facts. With this subscription, you will get a choice of pushes to choose from each month.

Auto-renewable subscription

Your subscription will be charged to your iTunes account at confirmation of purchase and will automatically renew each month unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24 hours before the end of the current period.

The current subscription may not be canceled during the active subscription period; however, you can manage your subscription and/or turn off auto-renewal by visiting your iTunes Account Settings after purchase.

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