Angry Drunks for iOS

Theres this guy, see, named Ogre. Hes as big as an ox and twice as strong. Hes the nicest guy in the world. Hes hanging out at his buddys bar with a bunch of his friends for his birthday party. Theyre all laughing and singing and partying and having a great time. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere: Crash, Boom, Bang, Smash, Slam, Boom, Crashits like the fourth of July is going off in a garbage can. There are cops all over the place. They bust in all full of piss and vinegar. They grab Ogre, drag him out and throw him in the back of squad car. Bing, Bang, Boom and just like thattheyre gone.

Now, needless to say Ogres friends are pissed (in every sense of the word.) Not only are they drunk. Now theyre angry. So, naturally, they have to get him out of custody. Thats where you come in. You have to help Ogres friends throw their beverage of choice at the cops and knock them out. You need to take out everyone and everything. That includes dogs, horses, squad cars, monster trucks, you name it. You have to take them out and get Ogre back to that party. Otherwise, it aint no Happy Birthday.

So, download and load up. Because Ogre has a pint waiting for him.