Aardvark Fun Run Kids Oregon Race 3-D Free for iOS

To the outside world, he seemed like a normal tax-paying aardvark, but the reality of the situation is much more shocking...When chemistry teacher, Aaron Aard, is diagnosed with a terminal disease and given only two years to live, he decides he has nothing to lose. He lives with his wife and teenage son, who suffers from breakfast addiction, in New Mexico. Determined to ensure that his family will have a secure future, White embarks on a career of crime, taking to the streets to sling contraband CANDY. He proves to be remarkably proficient in this new world as he begins manufacturing and selling the highest grade sweet candy with one of his former students. This game tracks the impacts of a fatal diagnosis on a regular hard working aardvark and explores how a fatal diagnosis affects his morality and transforms him into a major player in the illicit candy trade.Eventually the law catches up to Aaron, and he is put behind bars, but guess what? That's right... this crazy Aardvark has broken out and is on the loose!Run through the New Mexico Desert dodging the man, grab all the cash, and even lift off in your Apache attack helicopter as you fight for your right to immorally sell candy to obese & addicted children for the betterment of your family.WHOOOOOOO!!! I'm excited :-DOh yea... and you can fly a chopper, man... that thing is friggin sweet. Woot!Prepare for the endless runner of the year.Download it today!