From Plain Paper Consulting:
weTalkSmack: Golf Edition - The 15th club in the bag
We all work very hard, so of course our first weTalkSmack app had to be something we could use during our playtime. So what better time to smack talk than during a friendly round of golf? You are right, there isn't a better time.
So what is different about weTalkSmack: Golf Edition?
First, we deliver the smack. We have 14 opportunities (Tee, Fairway, Green, Bunker, etc) with dozens of scenarios (duffed shot, worm burner, missed putt, etc) for over 110 unique insults (smack) to bestow upon your playing buddies.
Second, we put the smack in your hands, we don't play some audio file that no one can hear. That is just plain silly and it gives up your source. We give you quality smack to use when you want, how you want.
Finally, we know you have smack that needs to be shared, so we created a website where you can submit your best smack. Visit our site at http://wetalksmack.com/golf/smack and give us your best. To say thanks, we will put your name and location below your smack in the application.
Scenario: You hit a long drive
Insult: They served 2 meals and a snack on that flight.
From: Parshooter, Folsom Ca.
Scenario: Bad swing
Insult: You have a swing like an octopus folding a deck chair.
From: The Bumblebee, Or.
Scenario: While hunting for partner's ball
Insult: Let me know if you find any berries. The wife is making jam.
From: Parshooter, Folsom, Ca.
Scenario: Bad Shot
Insult: My junk shifted during my backswing
From: The Dung Beetle, Sacramento, Ca.
Smack is organized by Opportunities and Scenarios
14 Opportunities and over 30 Scenarios making up 100 Smack combinations. See samples to the right.
Info screen with about, contact, instructions and smack us information
Sound effects which can be toggled on or off via settings.