From Leslie Godwin:
MEOWZERS!!!! A human irritating device with kittehs!!Implementing the latest in skeu-kitty-morphism this gizmo simulates a traditional cat starter. (Intrigued? I know I am.)☞ This is not just a simple tap to make a sound app, it is interactive.★ Press and hold teh button to try start your cat....he'll meow and protest (cat's do that) but keep holding, he just might start!!!Unlike these fancy modern day cat starters, "iStart My Cat" brings back teh simple pleasure one used to find in starting one's Mr Kitty.It might seem obvious at first that this is an invaluable app, however it's handiness becomes quite clear when a dish washing dispute occurs.If only you could head your cat starter up against another to settle such trivial nonsense (like who wash dem dishes) once and for all.Well, now you can.Teh rule of thumb is: He who's starts first cat wash no dish boy!!Um, or her's cat, you know, whatever. It can be used for: ★ Entertainment.★ Interrupt conversationz.★ Settling dish washing disputes.★ Bugging teh brains out of your colleagues at kindergarden or work.★ Teh gentle catty sounds can lull you to sleepums. ★ Paw-g-ments reality.★ Update Information:This app updates your phone from non-cat starting to full cat starting compliance.★ Compatibilities:Currently only compatible with Ginger-tabby, Gray and Black cats.★ Disclaimer:Please not that your cat might not always be available or wiling to start. What can I say, kittehz are fickle creatuhrz.★ Teh paw is mightier than teh claw. Except if you are a curtain. ★Other languages available: Badly translated French.