From Topher Morrison Inc.:
From best-selling author, Dr. Topher Morrison, this app takes a look at the lighter side of motivational speakers. Ever be at a loss for what to do when life takes a turn for the worse? Turn to Topher and click on the icon that corresponds with your problem. Topher will then give you the perfect (well, not-so-perfect) words of wisdom. Actually, they arent words of wisdom at all they are randomly generated words of discouragement and insult. It wont solve your problem but it might just make you laugh. In true Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy style, these words of discouragement will make you laugh at the absurdity. Its a purely senseless but entertaining application!