From Choppin Broccoli:
A collection of the best "yo mamma" jokes out there, said by a professional, animated disser! Yo mamma will not be the same after hearing these. Hear him say 20 yo mamma jokes across 4 different categories:DUMBYo mamma's so dumb, she tries to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.Yo mamma's so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.Yo mamma's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.Yo mamma's so dumb, when she hear's it's chilly outside, she gets a bowl.Yo mamma's so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.FATYo mamma's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"Yo mamma's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time please!"Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, she's the only one that gets a tan.Yo mamma's so fat, whenever she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.UGLYYo mamma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.Yo mamma's so ugly, they have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.Yo mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.Yo mamma's so ugly, when she tries to take a bath, the water jumps out!Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy takes her to his work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.OLDYo mamma's so old, her social security number is 1.Yo mamma's so old, when she was in school there was no History class.Yo mamma's so old, her birth certificate says "Expired".Yo mamma's so old, when she farts, dust comes out.Yo mamma's so old, when she was growing up, rainbows were in black and white.