Swine Flute Lean is a musical pig that plays notes when you cover the holes on his back. Kids love him and adults find him addictive. You can choose one of three accompaniments:
The Potbelly Waltz Song
The crazy beat of Armpit Farts
The clanging of a Cowbell
Life is full of rules. Use your napkin. Chew with your mouth closed. Dont touch the fan. Your sisters face is not a toy! When did you become your parents? Shouldnt being six have an element of fun? May we recommend Swine Flute Lean? Its an app that kids love. It looks like a pig with holes on his back. When little fingers cover the holes, notes wiggle out of this happy oinker. The laughs will make the grumpiest of gramps grin.
Kids can play along with the Potbelly Waltz song or one of two crazy beats like armpit farts, which Swiny shows up knowing. Tell us that wont bring the barn down. Swiny makes real music. Kids learn and have fun without you worrying about the long-term psychological impact of mowing down zombies with a shotgun in an abandoned meat packaging facility run by aliens. You might even get something done while theyre writing their first song, I Wont Eat Peas.
Dont worry. Theres no learning curve for anyone under the age of.how old are you? Ask the kids. Theyll show you how. If they master the lean version faster than you think, you can get the Grade A Prime. The Grade A Prime comes with two additional songs, four more beats that your kids can solo over and some crazy sounds that happen when you thump his head or shake the device.
Swine Flute. Ever see your kid turn the TV off?
Swine Flute is another cracked concoction from the entropic collaborative composed of Propaganda3 and Bazillion Pictures.