Hi, its Eat24. We just wanted to say we love you. We know its kind of weird that an app is talking to you, but apps have feelings too. Yeah, sure, we fixed some bugs, and if you want your Eat24 app to be faster, you should update it. But really we just wanted to say <3.P.S. Do you love your friends? If you really really love them, tell them to back away from the kitchen and download the Eat24 app. Its the only cooking utensil theyll ever need.P.P.S. Dear Book Face*, we really love THAT APP** you bought, so please dont F*** it up.*Were not allowed to say the real name.**Another thing were not allowed to say.***A bad word.