I can just imagine the ads.
One-hundred-twenty-year-old Richard Branson would like you to be one of the first to live in the Virgin Moon Residences.
There will be three Virgin Galactic (or perhaps Virgin Lunartic) flights there daily and the residences will be all-inclusive properties with the option of timeshares. They will even have their own mayor: a still-gray Newt Gingrich.
Is my brain suddenly marble-free? No, I've been reading the latest predictions from Stephen Hawking.