Will you just look at yourself?
You spend half your day making doltish queries of sublime technology. You can't write a coherent sentence. You have no idea how to tell if you're pregnant. You can't even pronounce Dogecoin.
That is the view Google would have of you, if Google was a regular guy.
This, though, is the second edition of College Humor's "If Google Was A Guy."
The first merely skimmed the surface of the pain an ordinary guy would have being Google.
This one introduces a vital new character: the NSA Guy.
He … Read more